Someone was searching for Alice, Dorothy porn yesterday–gotta love search engines. Let’s imagine for a minute, if you will.. Alice in Wonderland getting it on with Dorothy. Oz/Wonderland… down a hole, down a funnel. They both wear cute little dresses. Clearly by the look on Alice’s face we can tell she’s got a crush on Dorothy.
Who’s gonna make the first move? My bet’s on Dorothy.. she wears those slutty red shoes and she’s bossy… telling people off, swishing and prissing that ass of hers around in that little dress. Using those big eyes to make sad! She’ll be the dominatrix type I’m sure.. And, poor sweet Alice will be befuddled and easily conned. She’s so cute and innocent looking, just precious. We all know she does drugs and hallucinates! Um, um, um .. If I were Dorothy I’d be doing Alice too. I’m pretty sure that Lewis Carroll would be digging this scene, but I’m not so sure that Frank would be all that happy.
Hhmm, Dorothy and Alice ?
I’d rather have Snow White
What’s up with that? Sexier? Like the red lips? For all the S/M fans out there, maybe Snow White’s evil stepmother…
It dawns on me, now, that we’ve got a teen thing going here and that was not really my intent.. Though, wait Dorothy and Alice are old ladies by now…
Dorothy’s too pouty – a spoilt little brat, with whiney, irritating voice. And downright ugly too – with no sex appeal whatever
Alice too ‘nice’, too ‘pretty’, too much dumb blonde – all american apple pie cute sweety girl, likely believes in ’saving’ herself for marriage. So no point wasting time there.
Now Snow White on the other hand, with that long dark hair, lush ripe lips, big tits, and long, long legs, – if nursemyra’s not available, then she would be a good second choice.
Plus, living with all those dwarves? You’re not telling me there was no hanky panky going on there. We all know how horny these randy wee buggers are. Just ask Nobbly
So she’s definately a bit of a goer.
No contest really !!!
so, case of the hots for NurseMyra? huh… and poor Snow White is a pale (haha!) substitute….
like big tits too I see….
So, beardy….a dwarf am I?
Any more of that shit, and I’ll put down my fishing rod, slide gracefully off this toadstool, and give you a damn good talking to….eye-to-knee.
Anyhow, since when was Alice a yank? Lewis Carroll used to smoke his inspirational stuff whilst rector of Hatton church, a few miles from where I used to live. We used to gpo boozing in The Hatton Arms, but the miserable old bugger never showed up.
He must have known we’d tap him up for a pint or six.
But, getting back to the smutty subject matter:-
I’m surprised that none of you gals fancy a threesome with tweedledum and tweedledee.
Oh, right.. the dumb fat twins? ( sorry PC alert!) I hadn’t really thought about who I might fancy a spin with.. Probably Snow White myself… one of these days I’ve got to take a cruise on the wild side……………
Hah!
Okay, I’m imaging. Hmm, back in a minute…
radio plays “We’re Off To See The Wizard”
Right. I’m back. Sorry, my, uh, cookies were burning. Yeah… Okay, I’ve given this much thought and I agree with you 100% Dorothy is making the move. And I think there’s a good chance she’ll use that fine singing voice of hers to seduce Alice. Who couldn’t resist? And when she changes the lines of the song to make them extra personal (Somewhere Over “Your” Rainbow), well, she’s catnip to kitten Alice.
Agreed… but Alantru, which one do you want to lay? and don’t say Susan Rules… we know that.
Neither. I’ll go with Jessica Rabbit.
Wonderful choice.. just what i would have expected a dog to say….
Phallus in Wonderland!!
Oh yeah… Mr. Disney probably jerked off to all his female characters……
HA!
And when he wasn’t pleasuring himself to Snow White, he was searching out Communist conspiracies… Still, it’s nice he had a couple of hobbies.
communist conspiracies? really Walt was a red? amazing what you learn in the world of blogging…..
i was married in an alice in wonderland costume on halloween..i found the whirlwind innocence so sexy..
Wow, now that ’s a first for me. But very cool.. Rebecca, thank you for sharing that…
Do come back to read more.
I’ve got to second that Rebecca, that’s a bloody cool way to get married!
This post has got me to thinking just how many other screen pairing have sexual undertones?
Clint Eastwood and Clyde in Every Which Way but Loose?
Gibson and Glover in Lethal Weapon?
Frodo and Sam (This one is as obvious as sunrise) in L.O.T.R?
Bob Hoskins and Roger Rabbit?
The mind boggles….
Hmm… great topic for a post! I love the Gibson/Glover.. you can really see that one. I’d have sex with either of them.
Bob and Roger I had not envisioned..
what about the 2 guys from Miami Vice.. can’t pull up either of their names..
Do you mean Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell? Or from the TV series – (Can’t remember their names, think one was Don Johnson)
I was thinking of the old TV show… can’t remember Don’s partner.. a pair of metrosexuals, indeed!